Wednesday, 7 August 2013

The Wannabe's Love Child


     In many ways, some moments in life are like a moment in the loo-you feel like peeing, coughing and sneezing at the sneezing at the same time. Bottom-line: You’ll have to make an awkard choice. And sometimes, the proverb “Once bitten twice shy” actually doesn’t work when it comes to falling in love. And the battle in your mind about the feeling in your heart and the nagging doubt if it’s love or not doesn’t help clear confusions. It’s said that sneezing actually kills some cells in your brain. It would be of great help if you could help a sneeze kill some of your memories.
When all these thoughts were flipping through the head of the twelfth grade kid who was looking out the window of this class he called “file” (because of the structure of the class and the rows somehow resembled of the leaves of the file.) his teacher called out, “Vashi! Daydreaming again?” and about a split second later, a voice screamed “Dad!” to splash reality on his pleasant reverie. “Why are you screaming Shiro? It’s a hospital for God’s sake!” said Shiraja Karthik’s dad. “Appa, the nurse’s calling your name for the fifth time!” Vashigar Karthik silently stod up to follow his daughter into the consultation room of Dr.Namir Sridhar smiling very faintly about his lucky number six.
       After the pleasantries, Dr. Namir enquiringly said, “So?” looking at Shiraja. She looked nudgingly at her father who was looking at her curiously trying to figure out if it was her grandmother’s nose or her grandmother’s nose or her mother’s nose that she had inherited. By the time his head turned to talk to the psychiatrist, he had compared the color of Shiro’s eyes with her mother’s and decided that Lakshmi Chidambaram had the brighter pair of eyes. “You’ve come here for the third time, Mr.Vashi. You refusing to open up does not help either of us. You are matured enough to know that your daughter is really worried about you.” By the end of the statement, all Vashi had done was comparing Dr.Namir’s bald head with Mr.Chidambaram’s. Mr.Chidambaram had the same physical features of a bald head and a French beard as Dr.Namir did but while the latter tried to understand what he was going through, the former did not give a damn about his daughter Lakshmi’s feelings. The thought infuriated Vashi so much that he accepted reality to quench the heat in his head. The eyes were no longer dreamy, the lips no more agape, the teeth no longer visible and the figure no more shaky. His actions happened so swiftly and sternl;y that the pupils of Dr.Namir dilated a wee bit before letting a twinkle play for a fraction of second and then replacing it by focus.
The doctor nodded encouragingly while the patient leaned forward intently while his daughter’s unmoving eyes followed his actions intently. He then started unraveling the past, “I’ll not bore you with how beautifully my love story began and how it went on to become a success story, almost, till this she-demon called depression started to possess me” heaving to pause, having silence preside the room broken only by the rustle of the calendar and the gentle stroking of a pen against paper. “She was, no is a temptress and mistress built into one save the difference that she possessed me.” Because I’ve thought of all the reasons which have bade me come to this and I want to get my condition treated really quickly, I’ll get on with the symptoms. Well, I think everyone has a weakness which can be exploited by your dark side and mine was…” hesitated Vashi with the air of a man who is just about making his mind up. “He’s addicted to morphine!” said a voice which Vashi wanted to believe was Lakshmi’s but realized it was his daughter’s. His face suddenly became grave and his heart lurched with fervent hope when the door opened to reveal Divyarishi, Vashi’s mother. “You know she’s married Vashi and she’s not going to come out of the blue to save your back. Sorry for the intrusion doctor, I wanted to come. “said Divya, as she helped herself to a chair. Vashi wondered what was ruder- the thud of the door or the sudden dawning of what they called “the truth.” Acceptance had never been his forte’. He wanted to be many things but he believed he was a natural actor not only on stage but off it too. Many times he’d felt on retrospection that his off stage acting was better. He wanted to appease everyone who mattered to him and therefore twisted facts to appear within the purview of their goodwill. Sometimes, he cried in silence ruing that he couldn’t be truthful even to himself. Was he really living in denial like Shiro pointed out so many times? He was scared, shit scared to face that one question. He was sure that any answer would drive him nuts. He smiled wryly-he had come here because he was nuts-well, at least a little. While he looked up his eyes looked moist and his brain was fighting to put a mattress of smile on the naked sorrow on his face.
      And then it started, the confessions, the memories about how they had fallen in love, all the beautiful moments at the hangouts, how they made love and how Shiro was a love child, yes, a love child! At this moment, he paused and the three generations of the family wiped their eyes together. “It was a shame to all of us-having a child before marriage! I had to accept moral responsibility-he’s my son first” Divya sobbed, “well, that wasn’t the worst yet; it was only the beginning. When they decided to elope they should have bloody well got married. But all this neo modern attitude, is it? And, to top it all, he still thinks he’s married!” she finished with some bitterness. “In a way I still am” started Vashi while Shiro shot it down with an “and how is that?”             look. Nevertheless he began again, “When we decided that we were made for each other and lived together for that one year, we really were married.” “And she left you when Shiro was six months old!” protested Divya. “That’s because I had…” began a reply and “Bipolar FUCKING disorder, yeah we know!” Shiro finished it fiercely. The fact that Shiro had sworn for the first time in twenty three years almost tickled him while the heat from his mom’s stare belted it out. “Well, both of you do not know what happened between us during those six long months before Shiro was born which included losing my job, my virginity and some of my hair in that order. I’ve not seen in my head what I saw during those moments of hell, I’ve not cried more loudly than in the bathroom of our tiny apartment in electronics city and I’ve not felt more dead than I had felt in those six bloody months and at the end I thought it better to bring this to a close one way or the other. “It is a sin to commit suicide. You can do no more dead than you can do living” said my mom. Also, I was too much of a coward to take my life. So all those twelve days I felt continuously of suicide, which felt like years, I hyperactively thought of some solution to the turmoil. Well, I never thought it would come to that but that is what happens when you suddenly realize you’ve got a brain when all you could feel was a heart, rather two. Then came the worst part-pushing her away to a safe distance from me. No other girl could have tolerated what Lakshmi did and I’m grateful to her for half of what I am I owe it to her. And from the moment I pushed her away one part of me died and I think it will remain so. But I will live for my mom and Shiro, for they’ve always been there for me. My mom tolerated being spat upon behind her back by my family. I now know what disgrace really means. For Shiro,” he continued, brushing her hair with his hands and kissing her head gently, “I’ll live all my life for you darling, for all that you endured because of my stupidity. I’ve stooped so low that I have no low to stoop to,Doctor! Thank you for patiently bearing with me in all the three sittings.” The three stood up handing the fees of rupees 500 to the doctor. Vashi remembered Lakshmi’s birthday was on the fifth but consciously removed it from his head.
        At home, the doctor went to the bathroom and cried all his bad memories down the drain of the wash. He knew his name was not Namir, he couldn’t confess to Namir and he knew his name started with ‘V’. 

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